Friday, September 24, 2010

Napping is a Serious Business.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSPtz7wVDHI
// All Chinese talk like that in real, trust me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5QLZ4oj_6A
// All Chinese walk like that on streets, trust me.

// All Chinese practice kung fu like that everyday, trust me.

// All Chinese drive like that professionally, trust me.

// All Chinese work like that literally, trust me.

// Take a nap now, trust me.

Tell Me Your Wet Dream NAO!

Sunday, September 19, 2010

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ASS rawrrrrrr D:<


sorry guys, 
i' m still watching Dexter, 
will be back soon.

Monday, September 13, 2010

My Monday Mood


http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=JP&v=KAxgpHWtLC0
// I love this music video so much. Slow motion with a great song just make everything so beautiful.
It reminds me of some happy moments when i was 14 years old, space walking in the mall with old schoolmates.  Relax bros.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHnaP88VYS0
// This vid is from a Japs film Swing Girls.   THE GAME




Derps.

Speed Dating
http://www.shakeskin.com/
// Hi, all lonely brothers, i want to share a speed dating site which is better than e-harmony.
This is an international site, you can see their profile pic, name, age and location, but you need to be careful of some frauds.
I think Sweden has only pretty white girls, and Josh isn't upside down, so do not trust them.
The sexy brazilian and John with soft golden stache are good choices.

BTW, i clicked every updates and people who left comment, and Huawei is my nightmare.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Tips For Raising Hairy Pussies


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAPLyNoIRNE
Tip #1:  You should never feed your cat orange with fork, they don' t like it.
Tip #2:  You should never let your cat walk in bare paws, they will lose the balance. Try let them wear a pair of high heels or boots.




Tip #4:  You should chain your cat if their hair turned into some strange colors and bring to the vet.
Tip #5:  When you take photos of your cat, try to let them hold the tail in the air, so you can spread their legs wider. 

Wallpapers


Meow, Does Your Kitty Like To Eat Bacon?

Friday, September 10, 2010

So Many Cows, What Does It Mean?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY
// I really love this cows music video, they are some good cows.
Every time you eat steaks you can imagine them dancing on the plate, it' s like a carnival.
My favorite part is the spider-cows, i' ve never seen any spider with that many delicious meats.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wf5-msC3Xc
// Sometimes you need to give your cow a walk and let them exercise, this is good for their health.
We can see this cow has really nice udders, you need to give your cow a gentle massage every night to get it. This is a tough job. Nice udders mean quality milk, and you can eat delicious cereal everyday.

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// We can see that they are both female, the wingless hen gave birth to the egg, and cow has udders.
I think lesbians are so hot. Btw, i like men and i' m not bisexual.


// Let see the instruction there, it is hard to squeeze the milk out when the milk is under the udders.
Then you can cut off their legs to get the milk.  Be careful losing any precious milk in the process.


Moo, Do You Like Cows?

Wigged Dog


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Seh9_sFv1Z4
// I love this video, what' s better than a wigged dog?
The blue ribbons wigged dog is my favorite one, maybe it' s a male dog.
btw, i love man wearing glasses.





Will you buy your dog a wig?

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Another Z-Day

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// The second one is my favorite zombie wallpaper, i think it' s from a metal band.
The third one is from Dead Snow, nazi zombies are so cool.
// Other zombie films i like: Fido, Pontypool, Deadgirl, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Planet Terror... too many to mention.

***
*WARNING: GORE GORE GORE GORE FUNNY*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xeJ8JSrr1Q

Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl (2009)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1425928/
// This is not a zombie film, but if you like Braindead/ Deadalive, you would love it too.
This Japs gore film is so hilarious, it' s a good film to watch with bunch of friends.
// My favorite scenes are the blood fountain with romantic background music,
and the emo girls cutting wrists competition. <3

Cute Asian Girls


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSPYT9CpYuc
// It is a really comfy bed, i love her soft blanket and mattress.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnH3i2ejeeY
// The Cat next to TV caught my attention, it is a cool cat.
// These videos are from nicovideo.jp, she is Japanese and underage i think.
// Stephanie from Lazy Town should dance like this once for us.



http://vimeo.com/2566554
// This is a music video from a Hong Kong indie band.
The song name is Christmas Seminude Party.
// I think she has really nice boobies, the shapes are wonderful.
But they should make a male version for girl fan like me.

***
Wallpaper
// This looks like a screenshot from Japanese movie.
I want to see moar too :-(

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Wallpaper - Zombie






I just found out i have 687 wallpapers in the folder  :3 yay
I will post some vids i like and wallpapers in this blog to all my friends <3
I love to make random comments, so hope you guys dont mind ^.^ hehe 

My favorite zombie movie is
Braindead aka Dead Alive, i watch it on Valentines Day with people i love because it is so romantic and it has the cutest baby scene and a happy ending. aww 

And also Dawn of the Dead (1978),
 Return of the Living Dead III (1993)...
i love Riverman this character, i think he is the best nigger in the world.

My first blog


http://vimeo.com/12489148
Documentary: ET invading human beings.
// So hot and sexy i wish i were the alien with those big shiny eyes.
// I like how he edited it and merged the background music together,
it is so cool and less slutty feel.

Anyone ever watch this kind of porno before? Was it good?
What does it sound like when she groaning so hard?
Aliens have long fingers so i wonder what it looks like.